The Day Charlie Sheen Rode The Argus

 

 Somewhere in the crowd

there was a team with a mission.

But where was Tim?
He had been there at the start.

So would Captain Rapha be 

victorious this year?

Or Mickey with all his
winter hill-training?

Let's face it, their comeback
80s boyband tour had not
worked out so they needed this.

But who would climb those hills the best out of the three?

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner,
I don’t think so.
Winner Winner Marlow Dinner!"

It was because he had assembled his bike
with such precision that victory was inevitable.

But Mike wasn't unhappy with shaving
40 mins off his time

or improving his placing on last year
by 1682 positions.

And Dom was stoked with the new time too,
phoning his agent immediately at the finish.

Time for us all to celebrate with the best of them.

Then off to fly back home to war zones,
families and the day-jobs.

The end of another Argus.Thanks guys, it was a blast as ever!